Miss Calculated
Oct 26, 2025
Remember Miss Understood? The part of me that means well but sometimes gets taken the wrong way?
The amount of feedback you gave me around that email told me that more than a few of you relate.
Does your Miss Understood have the same friends mine does?
Because apparently, mine’s part of a posse.
Miss Calculated and Miss Quoted are two of her buddies taking up a lot of brain and heart space today.
Miss Calculated is the version of me who loves structure.
She's the one who had Vessel registration perfectly planned to close Friday at noon.
Emails scheduled. Spreadsheet balanced. Shabbos good to go.
I was so proud of myself for embodying the responsible, together, grown-up version of me.
And then… this podcast dropped:
Within hours, my inbox turned into a small riot of new messages — people who had just discovered my work.
Well hello there!
I'm so thrilled you found my site and that I get to now drop into your inbox every so often with thoughts, teachings, and stories that (hopefully) make you feel a little more human and a little less alone.
If you’re new, here’s what you’ve wandered into: this space is raw, real, and never filtered for sugar-coating. The people drawn to my world and work tend to be seekers; the kind who aren’t afraid to look at themselves honestly, ask hard questions, and sit in the space before the answers come.
Over the last month, we’ve been deep in conversation about Vessel, the signature course that everything else I teach flows from. It’s been a wild, beautiful season of sharing stories, answering questions, and watching people say yes to themselves in the most honest way.
You’ve arrived in my world just as we've begun the course.
Except registration had already closed.
So, in true Miss Calculated fashion, I freely admit: Hashem’s calendar outranks mine.
Despite my desire to have things neatly ticked off my list, registration for Vessel will remain open another 36 hours.
If you're new here, you’re probably wondering what Vessel is and how you can learn more before missing what might be the most important once-a-year opportunity.
In short, it’s the course that grants you entry into everything else I do and teach. It’s the foundation for inner mastery, and you can learn more by:
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Tuning in to the nine Vessel alumni podcast interviews
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Reading a few of these blog posts
As you get to know more of me and my world it's more than likely I'll be Miss Quoted.
But more on her tomorrow.
For now, it's important to note: the conversations inside Vessel are diverse and explicit. I freely admit this isn’t Bais Yaakov classroom material. Because we don’t avoid the world, we live in it. We talk about it. We wrestle with it. And we frame it all through a tangible, dedicated awareness of Hashem’s presence in everything. Vessel attracts people who want to live awake, curious, grounded, and in dialogue with both heaven and earth.
If you're someone who not only gets it but has been waiting a lifetime for this kind of container, we’d love to have you join us in Vessel.
There’s still time to join the conversation.
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Vessel is also a required prerequisite for my training programs. Both the Hypnotherapy Certification and Azamra Breathwork Facilitator Training require applicants to have taken Vessel, as it contains the foundational material we’ll build upon together.
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One of the best parts of this work is that we all grow together. We’re not afraid to be called out, to reconsider, and to dig deeper. I’m not the sage on the stage who has all the answers. You’ll watch me stumble, make mistakes in public, shake it off, and keep going. I don’t live a rigid, “there’s only one way to get it right” kind of life.
If you’re one of the people who do, our inner children probably aren’t going to play nicely together. And that’s okay.
Around here, we don’t sacrifice ourselves on the altar of getting it perfect. We practice being honest. We learn out loud. We mess up, repair, and keep choosing curiosity over certainty.
If that sounds like your kind of playground, you’ll fit right in.
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